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S.O.S. Video Magazine 1

Released Jun 01st, 1998
Running Time 113
Company Fat Dog Productions
Cast Terry (I), Kimberly Jade, Amber (I), Shawna Edwards, Steve Hatcher, Ian Daniels, Monti, Joe (I)
Critical Rating AA
Genre All-Sex

Rating

Synopsis

Since the box cover is more attractive than what\'s on the tape itself, displaying it might make it move, but it might also generate complaints.

Reviews

S.O.S. Video Magazine 1 sets some kind of dubious record for most audible blabbing by a director in a single production.

We're not talking about the one or two instructions that, through oversight, occasionally wind up on a finished vid's soundtrack. This is more like a constant spew, throughout the whole goddamn tape.

To wit:

Director - "Tell him you want to suck his cock."

Female Performer #1 - "I want to suck your cock."

And a minute or so later:

Director - "Tell him to fuck you in the ass."

Female Performer #2 - "Ohh, fuck me in the ass."

And so and so forth ad nauseam, quite effectively undermining that all-important willful suspension of disbelief, not to mention legions of viewer hard-ons.

Not that S.O.S. was ever destined for carnal classic status. Even with the mute button mercifully activated, what we're left with is five raw, but extremely routine boy-girl couplings that only occasionally radiate any real heat.

Next time, pal, stick a cork in it, willya?



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