This lackluster offering has by-the-numbers sex and directional lighting so harsh it actually obscures some of the action in the shadows. Fortunately, the girls aren't too bad.

A cheerleader gets screwed by Tony Eveready to kick things off; this scene will appeal to viewers wanting cigarette smoke instead of smoking sex. There's a bit of heat when she hikes up that cute little uniform for some doggie. The next scene, with a lady cop busting a wino who's fallen asleep on a nightclub stage, is just plain silly. The strange setting is discarded in the last scene where Suave uses up a condom with a long-haired girl on a mattress on the floor. The lighting here is so bad, you can't even tell what kind of room they're in. Realistically, these guys should have rented another floodlight —and picked up a can of enthusiasm while they were at it.