You don't have to be a Mensa candidate to know what to expect from this package, which approaches the fine art of surf bumdom with a reverence generally saved for midnight Mass, but a whole lot less formal wear.  Right off the bat, when we glimpse a closely-framed pair of natural tits, and their owner flicks her wind-hardened nipples they way Andre Agassi delivers a backhand stroke, we know it's gonna be a killer tape.

With location lensing that puts other softcore shoots to shame, the Playboy crew goes to great pains to inject a good deal of variety into what could be a very repetitive repertoire of softcore hip-swaying routines.  The unassuming viewer will soon find his head swimming with nude snorkeling adventures, naked bonfire dances, tender lesbian massages, sensual artist 'n' model sessions, and that ever-popular pastime, shopping for tropical fruit in the buff.  Guava, guava, baby!

With single names like Casey, Alexis and Brandy, we know these girls aren't about to open a law firm (unless a fourth gal is named Dietermeyer) but this with the is so delectably frivolous, it's criminal.  Take a 45 minute vacation withthe Playboy girls... you'll have sex on the beach lingering on your mind for days, but no sand to knock out of your Docksiders.