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The New Best of Hot Body

Released Feb 01st, 1998
Running Time 60
Director John Cross
Company Chesapeake Group
Cast Innumerable Girls
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

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"In the interest of time..."  This phrase is repeated so often that it almost begins to sound like that automated voice at the airport informing us that "The white zone is for loading only."  What John Cross keeps telling the viewer is that all the segments contained in this oxymoronic "new" best of collection have been edited down to the barest minimum (excuse the pun) to allow for the most exposure.

In other words, the wet t-shirt contest contains no wet t-shirts, the pole dancing sections contain very little pole dancing, etc.  Being the "best of," there's not enough time allowed for tease in order to show off all the uncovered tits.  (An exception being some of the "private dances" which really have no bearing on the competition.)  And, as far as said tits are concerned, most of 'em would've been welcome as extra lifeboats on the Titanic, while the natural sets of jugs come all too few and far between in this release.

As you might've surmised, this is not the definitive Hot Body vid, although we can definitely state that a new viewer (who doesn't know what he's missing) would probably be happy enough with the never-ending parade of unclothed women.  (He might even spy hardcore performers Felecia and Serenity during the backstage sessions.)  Eventually, all the winners (culled from previously-seen footage) in the various categories are engaged to perform new solos for the home viewer.  We're treated to the likes of semi or professional strippers doing what they do best.  It seems less like a contest than a display, and we soon discover that the finalist - the ultimate Hot Body girl - won't be revealed in this tape...necessitating another purchase or rental.

Now that's a bit unfair, but with proper warning the viewer who's taken a shine to this series might go for it anyway.



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