Except for one wild sequence that should be remembered come pre-nom time for most outrageous sex scene, the fucking and sucking the couples-oriented Cats Scratch Fever is largely in need of some pep pills, or at the very least, a pinch of catnip.

Dave Hardman plays a psychic who puts a curse on the female cast members - they'll turn into cats - for daring to mock his powers. And wouldn't you know, soon they start growing claws and craving large quantities of milk.

It's that later symptom that sets up the aforementioned outlandish scene in which Charlie and the London girls - Kay and Nicole - get into a hell of a, well, catfight, over a fridge full of the white stuff. Before long, they're literally coating each other in cartons of calcium-enriched liquid while reaming each owiths cunts wiht big black dildos. Kay london in particular fuels the scene's frenzied mayhem with a constant stream of her patented coarse dirty talk.

Alas, three other scenes, all bloodless boy/girl couplings, produce little, if any, heat. But the closer - another take-notice sequence in which Julie Rage is covered in full tiger-like body paint to sexy effect - definitely raises the thermostat, thanks to her sweltering performance getting pounded by the Hard man.