Girls as hot as anyone from the pages of your standard-issue girlie mag flash their tits to the roar of fratboy hooting. The location is Lake Havasu where the Colorado River is mostly filled with beer. Vol. 1 has heavy g/g petting: tits are sucked, bitten, and kissed, muffs are dove upon. A two-second, hard-to-view shot depicts a girl on her knees giving a goon head. Then he bows to the screaming throng.

Vol. 2 has more intensive g/g action; some fine, plump rears are chewed, licked, and spanked. A quick shot of a girl peeing off the side of a boat has its appeal. At one point, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre can be heard blasting from nearby stereos. In the spirit of Memorial Day, a patriotic wench sticks an American flag in her twat. She pokes and plunges Old Glory to the accompaniment of muscle-bound rednecks chanting "U-S-A!:" The footage is repetitive and mesmerizing; it's never very stimulating, but you always want to see more.