Relax, you don't have cataracts. Those prisms on your TV screen have nothing to do with the condition of either your eyeballs or the set. That's the soaking wet GM camera lens capturing this three-hour T&A extravaganza, the highlight being a very wet un-bikini contest in Volume 2 that, quite literally, puts naked female ass directly in your face. The highlight of that highlight finds a blonde (one might presume, the winner) in a black bikini being munched out by an appreciative male onlooker, all in wide angle glory. It doesn't get much closer to the real thing than this, folks.

Imagine wading, first hand, through a crowd of exhibitionists, all brandishing beer cans. Imagine the lovely sight of Candy Apples accomodating what appears to be a Grand MArnier bottle in her snatch. Imagine a couple using the public forum for doggie sex.