If the porn industry could be compared to baseball (and not just the "grand slams" and "foul balls"), then the early entries in this series don't even make it to Little League. It's more like tee-ball.

Vol. 8, Granny Gets It, features a fifty-something woman who drives dildos and beads up her pussy, and gets fucked by a Rush Limbaugh look-alike (or was it... ?). Dubbing from the soundtrack of Fantasy Island while showing Granny spread the pussy that's probably birthed more children than people some countries is fucking hilarious. The action is duller than a spoon, and watching Granny get her daily vegetables by sticking an ear of corn in her snatch e doesn't sharpen the attention span.

Vol. 17, The Test Tape, stars a few couples, but the cameraman grabs more attention than they do and they look absolutely bored.

Vol. 22, Lovely Lesbians, provides us with carpet-munching only a tad more exciting than that of a defective Hoover. Undoubtedly, a few pop artists from the '80s appreciated their music being played over this stuff too.

Vol. 24, Kollege Kunts, is a major step up from the others here. Quality seems to have been a forethought instead of a non-thought. All three scenes are well-shot and present young and very attractive girls who enjoy some good lovin'. Two couples and one threeway (b/g/g).

Vol. 30, Black Velvet, features - you guessed it - a lovely black girl. Not only does this ebony princess have a body to die for, but she goes through a full 25-minute scene like an Energizer fuck-bunny. The action is hot, but perhaps not so hot that it has to be looped twice in its near-entirety.

Atrocious video and sound quality for the earlier tapes, even by amateur standards, and folks who would rather be reading Raw Talent at the local library. The later tapes are the exact opposite.