Competition is ripe and fierce.

But it's not, as you might expect, among the symposium of alcohol-frenzied college girls who party with their panties down whenever spring rears its lovely head and someone with a vidcam happens to be recording the event for posterior.

No, it's the amateur video companies who are the ones duking it out to acquire footage of all the alcohol-frenzied college lovelies who, at the whim of a Tequila shooter, turn amateur strippers during these annual spring break festivities.  And, because of that, we've been politely requested by Incident Images to refrain from mentioning where these party tapes actually hail from.  Not to give the competition any ideas, you see.  Even though José Feliciano could read the stage banners, and any travel agency worth its sunblock could probably point you in the right direction.

Vols. 19-23 chronicle spring break 1997; and as with Beaujolais, it's been a pretty good year, as a Jenna Jameson-type uncorks her goods in Vol. 19's first contest.  The physical resemblance doesn't necessarily predicate, but it certainly enhances the impromptu bare ass versatility of three female lesbian tongue persuasion as they attempt to outdo The Supremes on stage as the next hot female trio.  Our vote, however, resides with contest #3, thanks to a Playboy/Penthouse-caliber strawberry blonde who provides more bush than a former White House administration.

The first contest in Vol. 20 goes butt-hole surfing with yet another wonderfully endowed blonde whose total attire consists of a baseball cap and a smile.  Proctology heaven, as they say at the colon academy.

Which pretty much sums up the extent of lip-smacking sexual tension pervading these five volumes, since what you see in one volume pretty much describes that action in others -- allowing for changes in dramatis personae, of course.

Booze flows, full nudity is in generous bloom, and the up-close-and-personal camera angles are underscored by an "if you missed the beaver shot the first time, then, dammit, we'll give you a second look" sense of editing.  For their incredible skin quotient, these tapes, particularly Vol. 22 (our personal favorite), may be the best wet t-shirt chronicles available on the market, and retailers would be making a wise choice by including this marvelous series in their alternative sections.