While the cast here boasts a selection of the porn biz's more nubile Nubian nymphs, the lukewarm character of the sex and the yawning gaps between scenes put something of a damper on the overall effect.

Midori is a hipster police woman reminiscent of one of those '70s-era blaxploitation-flick heroines usually played by Pam Grier. She says things like, "You're busted, sugar," and is tasty like a tall box of C&H herself. The storyline here has her foiling bad cop Mocha's fiendish plot to corner the world condom market. Uh... okay.

The opening Candy Hill/Jake Steed/Mr. Marcus threeway is reasonably hot, as is Marcus' romp with Midori. Generally, however, the sex here is just sort of flat, and a far more absorbing plot would be required to justify the time it takes to get from one sex scene to the next. As it is, this feature just barely skates by on the delightful smorgasbord of dusky flesh it serves up.