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Timeless

Released Dec 01st, 1998
Running Time 112
Director Jim Holliday
Company VCA Platinum Plus
Cast Shayla LaVeaux, Alex Dane, Steve Hatcher, Nellie Pierce, Mark Davis, Kylie Ireland, Nakita Ka$h, Kimberly Jade, Nico Treasures, Wynona Winter, Raylin, Tom Byron, Julie Rage
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature

Rating

Synopsis

Make sure this is highly visible in the features section and you\'ll do great with it. The box cover looks good and supports the tape well.

Reviews

Kylie Ireland is at the center of this story about a porno prima donna whose only talent (Aside from fucking) seems to be making enemies. Whether it's directors or fellow talent, there's nobody she isn't willing to piss off, simply because she can.

Wolfgang Puck could hardly have come up with a better recipe that we have here: One serving of A Christmas Carol, complete with Ron Jeremy and others as all-knowing ghosts who try to change Ireland's power-hungry ways; two cups of The Player, with Porn Valley as the setting for adult industry intrigue; pure Kylie Ireland as the consummate bitch-goddess; a huge star-filled cast to add some flavor; and (the secret ingredient) the chef who baked the whole thing, Jim Holliday.

In one scene, after receiving a facial, Ireland yells at the director that that was her last facial, spits, and growls at three new girls "That's how it's done, you low-rate bimbos," to which they respond "What a bitch!"

Ron Jeremy tries to lead Ireland on the right path to being the greatest porn start of all time. Ol' Ronnie also explains how he died: "A spark hit the hair on my back and I lit up like a menorah."

So what's the problem between our star and the powers that be? She won't do anal on camera. Does this change before the end of the video? With Ireland and Tom Byron dressed as bride and groom just come from their wedding to symbolically end her anal virginity? I promise to keep it a surprise.

Overall we have some hot action mixed with one of the top directors and hottest beauties (Ireland) in the industry. This feature has all the markings of being "timeless".



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