It's our understanding that this charming American series began when the Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock. Here are 10 videos of regular folks getting it on in one form or another. At times it's a genuine freak show, so low-key that the action nears catatonia; there are other moments that're truly compelling.

In 552 a submissive, clit-pierced lady is instructed by an off-camera male to flex her sphincter and waddle about in strange ways (the humiliation factor is high).  At some point the male gets his dick in front of the cam, gets sucked for a few secs and then it's dildo tim; he fucks her and the phrase "Oh yes" is heard throughout the land.  With cum on her face she's asked to ride a dildo on a table, and then jam eight hot dogs in her cunt. "We're running out of room here," she says good-naturedly, as the pork product squirts out.

553 features the same tragic duo: he james a couple of fingers into her asshole, then she licks the digits.  "Go get your lube," ke heeps telling her.  The nastier they get the more banal it seems.  She sticks a candy cane up her ass. She spoon-feeds herself her own pussy juice.  Then the male ghoul steps in for a fuck.  These two tapes unintentionally reek of David Lynch's Blue Velvet -- without the irony -- which is another way of saying yikes.

554 is simply "the hairy muff and asshole show." Toilet, floor, couch, and kitchen counter.  See my pussy.  Shots are so long that at some point you think you're watching found footage from a gynecologist.  After 38 minutes an appealing lady enters and jerk off her super-hairy snatch.

555 begins with the lean doll from the second half of 554 (the best body in the group) and another girl.  They engage in lingerie removal, camera-staring, and pussy-flashing on a bed with a pile of stuffed animals (the little fuzzies are a nice, demented touch).

556 contains four separate gangbangs.  The first has a spooky lady with a few missing teeth who blows a roomful of guys.  The more cum that's squirted on her face the more she growls and the less human she seems.  The term "craves cum" would be an understatement.  She needs it to survive. Later, a beautiful girl who should definitely go pro fucks one guy (who eventually licks his own cum off her face), and blows a roomful of jerkoffs.

557 features two natural-bodied girls chewing on each other's privates and jammin' with the toys.  Scene two is bondage, whips, and butt plugs with a lady who never opens her eyes. In 558, a man with a big gut and skinny legs sticks beads up the cunt of a slow-moving woman, tinkers with her ass and then fucks it -- thanks to less-than-genius camerawork all we see is his pasty behind.

The same pair continues in 559. He fucks her in the ass (all you see is his), and then there's a lengthy closeup of her cum-soaked sphincter, and a long finger swabbing up the aftermath. Later she blows him and licks his ass.  He cums in her mouth, she dribbles the secretion onto her palm and rubs it into her face, ooh-ing and ahh-ing like she's battery-operated.

560 is a blowjob-fest, and the young girl at the beginning is another fine young cannibal who should go pro, now.  She and her mate have an amusing conversation while she blows him. At one point she says, "Cum, you bastard, cum."  Half of 560 is as good as anything from Elegant Angel's Dr. Fellatio series.

561 begins with a girl on a table and three cocks in her mouth.  Then they pull down a Murphy bed and fuck her.  Box cover art depicting grainy b/w close-ups of asses and pussies in various states of action might appeal to broad-minded folk, but Joe Perfect Picture will hesitate.