Amateur mavens Rodney Moore and Wolf Savage join forces as XXX video's newest tag team persona , "The Cumm Brothers", in an amateur XXX production that's as subtle for its clinical sensitivity as the team of Helen Keller and Mother Theresa is a barrel of laughs for its comedy.
Judging by their first video outing, the "Cumm Brothers" have a ways to go in the charisma department. The "spontaneity" seems a trifle forced, but their knack for collectively whitewashing the faces of their lady partners with fjords of goo is enviable irrigation. Moore, a white guy whose puss shows up just about for the first time on video, and Savage, a black man who reminds you of Chevy Chase and mugs for the camera almost as much, salt & pepper-team a variety of babes taking them on, anally, with spectacular results. If you're into ass fucking, this is one of the most insistent, graphically-on-the-money, action-oriented entries out there this year.
After a screen credit interlude in which pneumatically-endowed brunette Lexi is hosed down with a cum milkshake (literally), the brothers engage in a number of escapades but seem to have mental dyslexia remembering the names of the girls they fuck. Kind of like late Friday night in an upscale L.A. nightery. Lady Berlin, whose accent prompts the obvious moniker, takes it frontways from Rodney then up the ass from Wolf and gets spritzed in the kisser with the white stuff. After both Wolf and Rodney have had their way with them, both indoors and outdoors, Nikki Doll and Cindy Mint pair up for some bent-over, bare-assed synchronized hula movements. Be sure to catch this act, it's a gluteus lover's rhapsody. Petite blonde Jamie Lee, who has a raspy Shayla LaVeaux voice, also gets plugged in the ass after some copious and stimulating butt worship and handling. In the tape ender, (but possibly the vid's weakest entry) boyfriend Guy Disilva, who sounds like a men's cologne, brings over girlfriend Reggae for a photo shoot and fuckathon that results in a balls-to-balls double penetration, courtesy Guy and Wolf. Reggae, who has a pretty face but a body like a Magnavox console, will probably appeal to that part of the audience who like "voluptuous" women.
As anal tapes go, an overall evaluation suggests a spectacular future for The Cumm Brothers series as long as it keeps high on the butt quotient with scenes excellently framed, executed and delivered as indicated by the premier volume; and low on Wolf's self-conscious preening.