Six scenes of outdoor suckin' and fuckin', shot on the island of Ibiza.

For those who are still reading instead of ordering, the framing premise involves a writer who is cobbling up stories as he pounds away on a portable typewriter on a patio table. His imaginings include: the girl on a patio on a hot afternoon who strips off and jumps in the pool, stepping out and oh-so-casually refusing a towel but accepting a right rogering by her host or the multi-partner number where the "wife" gives her "husband" two girls out by their pool before she jumps in herself. Any similarity between the blonde girl in the stories and the pert blonde bringing the writer drinks between stories is all part of the fictional fun.

The performers are the usual Private collection of Euro short-timers, young, beautiful and out to have some fun. The letterboxed, well-framed video images are sunwashed and desaturated, matching the sunny environment. Music is all over the map, including cool jazz and a bluesy country number. The audio is dubbed, all the way to the moans, and that may put some purists off, but those seeking well-shot Euro-porn will be well pleased.