The premise of Boo-Yow 5 is that American women are too money hungry, and that Brazilian girls are uncomplicated, and therefore more fun to fuck. If you don't understand that from the propaganda on the box, all you need do is listen to the truly bizarre freestyle that Mr. Steed delivers twice right off the bat. You will find yourself singing it hours after you finish the tape, and it will annoy you more and more as time goes by.

And now, on to the sex, which is adequate, but not spectacular. The hottest scene involves two young lovelies who devour their partner's cock before getting fucked, taking Jake's giant cock in their ass as a testament to their endurance and insatiable sex drive. At least they are enthused about it, and look real good while getting drilled. Most of the rest of the tape goes to show that, even if American girls are too money hungry, foreign girls can be a little icy and aloof, which doesn't translate to particularly hot sex.

Not that the ladies aren't lovely to look at, because they are, but, given the fact that the tape was shot in one of the singularly sexiest places on earth, there could have been so much more. And, seriously, the hip-hop is ridiculous. Holla if you hear me.