Totally Natural 3 is meant as a sort of paean to a long-ago time, before augmentation dotted the pornographic landscape, and when women had to rely on what they were born with to get them through. And, make no mistake, the women here are very attractive indeed.

Unfortunately, there's not a lot of sexual heat going on here at all, providing the unintentional result of producing a tape that looks like it might well have been shot in 1983, save for the tattoos and piercings.

In every way, TN3 is a completely average affair. Sure, the old adage applies, that sex is like pizza - even good pizza is still pizza - but, to continue the metaphor, what you're likely to get out of this is no better than the pizza you had in your high school cafeteria. Better than bag lunch, but still not nearly as satisfying as it could be.

The only standout here is Tabitha Blue, who is not only genuinely pretty, but who seems to be enjoying her sexual experience, judging by the state of her huge, fully erect, puffy nipples, and the look of pained pleasure on her face.

Otherwise, Totally Natural 3 is the porn equivalent of background music. Unobtrusive, inoffensive, and completely unremarkable.