"Splort!" is a marketing term that appears on the retail package for this video, emphasizing that there is plenty of "Splort!" in this product. And, there is splort everywhere, starting with the uncredited actors in the first scene. It's the highlight of this average effort, although it suffers from poor lighting. Even so, the shaft-swallowing, ball-licking blowjob the male top receives from the bubble-butted she-male is worthy of attention, including her open-mouthed reception of his seed.

The remaining two scenes feature a stocky, hirsute guy (think Joey Buttafuocco) who loves cock. In both of his scenes, he literally gives as much as he receives. Both of his she-male partners have smooth unblemished skin with female curves, which "Joey" explores with obvious delight. They also explore their man's buttcheeck canyon - and no one can say that "Joey" can't take a splorting on his knees like a real man.