When flabby old Euro-couples play... oh, it's just not pretty. A paunchy old guy in a skin-tight and see-through shirt dominates his female partner, whose vinyl maid outfit might be sexy on someone two decades younger. He speaks to her in his native tongue (no translation), taps cigarette ashes into her cupped palm, and comes up with an ingenious tit torture device - a few chopsticks and some rubber bands serve to squish the lady's tits into horizontal flatlands. It's not as if this babe would be able to pass the pencil test anyway... more torture comes in the form of mouth clips, weighted balls and lit candles dripping wax into the crevices and folds on the broad's nude body. Yiccch.