Five scenes featuring the usual Barely Legal assortment of taut skin, pert tits and firm ass that are the hallmarks of youth.

Standout scenes include Billy Glide helping ring in the Christmas cheer with Katie Gold, spreading his thick eggnog on her kisser once he's done stuffing her box with his Yuletide log. 'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

During her voice over, Hope asks, "What am I supposed to do with an insurance guy?" upon discovering his impending imposition. As the mind boggles as to what Hope shall do, enter Herschel Savage. In a break from his usual roles as mobster, stepfather or mobster/stepfather, Savage plays the insurance agent who ditches his actuarial tables for a piece of Hope's ass. Cautious retailers might want to take note of pissing sequence in urine-phobic regions, however.

Euro-cutie Tiffany rounds out the celebration of freshly-minted womanhood with a nice, sloppy d.p. and the kind of facial you don't get at a spa.