It's hardly surprising that George Lucas had a hissy fit when he heard about Star Ballz, the anime satire of Star Wars - and just about every other popular movie one can think of. What's amazing is that he thought people might actually confuse this fluffy and fun animated release with his space opera mega-hit.

Viewers will be familiar with the cast of characters, but the "real thing" sure didn't have the princess barking like a dog while getting fucked, or sucking nearly as much cock. A Dragonball Z-inspired Wank Solo, teamed with a Howard Stern-ish Wookie sidekick, set out to rescue the sex-starved trollop. In between sex scenes and conflicts with Lord Limp Biskit's forces, there are references to films including Mission Impossible, Die Hard, Titanic and The Abyss. There's even a Monica Lewinsky moment reminiscent of Being John Malkovich. Lucas appears at the very end, finally getting some use out of Jar Jar Binks.