These aren't your average-variety Middle-American old ladies - they're European old ladies. Oy. Three scenes, but not much heat. Best of show stars an elderly broad with short, white hair; she gets into a not-bad doggie-anal with a young guy who doesn't seem overly put off by her age and sagging body, and there's a facial finish.

Would that the same praise be given to a frightening creature with tan lines who wriggles her droopy ass on a ladder outside a crumbling building. She gets a young guy, too, but he appears alarmed at her attempts to kiss and hug him. They manage a sex scene, but it's no fiesta for anyone except, possibly, the nutty grandma.