While the first two sex scenes here run through the standard suck/fuck/facial sequencing, it's the off the wall commentary and goofy costumed presence of Ahso Hashimoto that makes this tape disturbingly entertaining. With his silk robes, Ninja sword, Coke-bottle glasses and Hitler mustache, Hashimoto unleashes race jokes on his Asian female and American male costars alike. His participation in the actual sex is minimal, often shouting directions from bedside, ogling at snatch close ups while masturbating with a hair clip on his tiny cock. When he does join in it's just for a quick dick dip into the mouths of bored looking Asian girls. Some may be offended by the racial slurs and Hashimoto's stereotypical accent, but most of it seems to be in good fun. You can actually hear everyone in the room burst into fits of laughter when he grabs white guy Lonnie's rod and uses it as a microphone to conduct an interview in Japanese with China Doll.

Scene three is an insipid interview with Sun Lee conducted from behind the video camera that goes nowhere except to find Sun staring out the window at the ocean, contemplating life while rubbing her tiny clit. That's it. No groaning, no fingering, no coming. Nothing special even for the voyeurs.

In the final sequence, Miko lays on her bed longing out loud for some "Italian sausage" where upon some guy barges into the room and quips "Did somebody order Italian?" and plops his wang into her awaiting mouth.

With three fuck sequences and one solo scene, you'd think that some would deliver some heat. It never happens. The girls all moan on cue and are generally good looking while tepidly going through the motions. The only saving grace is three facials and Hashimoto's bizzaro antics and slanted sense of humor.