I can still remember where I was when I received that phone call from AVN asking yours truly to be a guest reviewer for their pristine magazine. I was in Wicked's lobby, looking for loose change in the cushions of the sofa. With the 40 cents and some old half-chewed candy that I found, I quickly ran to the AVN office to accept my review screener. A sense of nervousness filled my entire body as I waited for my movie to be brought out to me. Once I finally had my tape in hand, I was out the door and on my way home, eager to begin this assignment - reviewing Kick Ass Pictures' Chica Boom 10.
With pen and paper in hand I also made sure to have lube and a box of tissues nearby, just in case. Without delay, I hit play on my remote and sat with eyes wide open as the first images of Chica Boom 10 played on my TV.
The first scene up features, in my opinion, one of the hottest newcomers to hit the adult circle, a hot little firecracker named Jenna Haze. Jenna plays an angry girl looking for help, and it's up to Mark Davis, her shrink, to help this pissed off chica. And to show how pissed off she is, director Andre Madness has her say "fuck" about two dozen times within the first two minutes of the scene. But it doesn't take long for this foulmouthed Latin lovely and her doctor to get it on. This is by far the best scene in the movie as Jenna, with E-ticket in hand, takes a whirlwind ride on Mark Davis's cock that ends with a goo-filled facial cum shot.
As the movie continued, each scene explored the same theme: pissed off chica meets spineless white guy and they quickly start to have average sex. The last coupling features Lee Stone playing a cable guy, and angry chica Nyomi Arman, who looks like she could be a cast member from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - yet here she is trying to be Latina. I pissed my pants when Lee Stone's character tells Nyomi that the reason she doesn't get good cable reception is because of the spicy food that "her type of people" love to make!
I was disappointed watching this movie, for I am a man who has a weakness for Latin ladies. After watching Chica Boom 10, I learned that all you need is a day old tan from a tanning booth and the ability to swear constantly (throwing in occasional splashes of broken Spanish), to transform anyone from lame to Latin.