Yet another Private-style spectacle crammed end-to-end with flawless young Hungarians, Czech and Slavs of various sorts, all of whom take in their tushy tube the loin lengths of various strapping Old World woodslingers. Most notable is Steve Holmes, a hyper hung German who stars here as a private dick on the trail of a Ganeesh statue of apparently impressive worth. The girls are predictably gorgeous, as are the locales in which their various parts are prodded. And if the production as a whole seems to lack any real sense of spontaneity or genuine eroticism, few are the Private fans who will complain. And the dubbed dialogue and sex sounds are a hoot.