Bilingual trash-talking Latinas put their pussies where their mouths are from gringo guys for strongly strokable results.

Standout scenes out of the five include waiter Jay Ashley putting the "customer is always right" axiom to practice by making up a wrong order to Mourrie Turmain by offering her some free sausage. Turmain goes off in Español to Ashley and breaks down to satisfy her hunger. It's safe to say Ashley works hard for that tip, and gives her a creampie dessert.

Pat Myne/Angel scene opens with an interesting set-up, with Myne playing a migraine-hindered obsessive-compulsive shut-in who takes the big step to woo Angel with a broken vacuum, hoping that love is blind, deaf and dumb. Myne plays the role well, speaking softly, slowly in a Rain Man sort of way, hitting the jackpot by choosing to fight his phobia the day Angel's horny. Most impressive of all is Myne's keeping in character despite the wild hip motions of Angel.

Charmaine says she's Hawaiian to computer tech Mark Davis, but inadvertently blurts a few words of Spanish. "My boss's grandfather died in the Alamo or something, and I don't want them to know," she says. Davis turns his technical support to Charmaine, and throws in a standing reverse cowgirl.

Excellent stuff.