You know, there just aren't enough detective story plotlines in video features these days, so thank God this one's arrived to fill the void. It's consistent with most of its competition: strained and smarmy double entendres, way too much dialogue for porn performers to master (and viewers to digest) - and vanilla, for-the-camera sex. Lee Stone stars as a private investigator, Dee's his thigh-spreadin' assistant and Julian St. Jox is every fucked up smart girl's fantasy - a drug dealer who reads Rainer Maria Rilke. Everyone's looking for some blonde drug whore who's busy howling her way through a doggie with Tony Tedeschi, but they manage to break into contrived banging whenever possible. St. Jox and Dee are the most watchable couple here, particularly in a reverse cow, and there's some decent stuff from Jewel De'Nyle, especially in her closer with Stone. The rest is strictly average.