The huge phalluses of the latex variety aren't the only fakes in this feature - so is the advertising.

Of the four females featured, only Claudia Adkins does the deed (but the squirt seems suspicious). Also amusing watching her eyes turn to saucers when she sees a Sybian and hearing her gush, "That's a good one!" with her Russian accent.

But the feature falls into a formulaic quagmire of quim - dirty talk, fingers, the aforementioned huge fake phalluses, then a phantom hand from off-camera. Some women get off when the big stuff is stuffed in them, like Jessie Jordan, and others dig the finger frigging, like Sabrina Jayde, and Mereisa seems to 'gasm good - but none of the three squirt. New Sensations might want to think about renaming the series to Much Masturbation or Titanic Toys.

'Cause to be honest, She Squirts is pretty dry.