They're just so gosh darned cute! How can any man worth his virgin killer status resist them?

When Kyle Stone's wife is kept overnight on the East Coast by a snowstorm he suddenly realizes that stepdaughter Honey Bunny may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but she sure is a damn pretty one. He quickly whittles away her chaste resistance in order to give her an education in cock-sucking, pussy-banging, ass-fucking, and sperm-swallowing. How's that for traditional family values?

Trent Tesoro begs his Euro girl to let him pop her one in the ass since the girls back in the states won't let him. After some initial resistance she gives into his pleas and a good time is had by all. A young stud and his chica are smoking dope in his car when the cranky neighbor whose land they're parked on drags them out of the vehicle and up to his house for a stern lecture. Fortunately, a d.p. or so later, all's well and they're tossed back out into the weather. Byron Long learns what taking care of a best friend's sister means to Dick Tracy when said sister tries to bum some eight-balls off of him. Threeway sex for drugs. So nice to see the free market at work.