The best scene here is the opener, starring a genuine European senior citizen named Gigi. After pissing into a toilet, she molests a nervous Dick Nasty, kissing his chest as he tries to direct her head further down. Nasty's all business, but Gigi's on a roll. "Joo haff such a beeyoodeeful preek," she breathes, augmenting their encounter with expletives like "Ooh la la." Gigi even takes a facial. You go, Grandma. Elsewhere, it's a lot of past-their-prime women with age-inappropriate hairstyles peeing outdoors and fucking nondescript woodslingers.