In the cocksucking lexicon, the euphemisms for dicks and jizz are as endless as the creative mating of these words together. Sperm Burpers, a new series devoted to choad-chugging i.e. pipe-smoking a.k.a. knob-gobbling, puts a relatively new spin on an old sin - including ultra-lavish close-ups of co-hostess Mia Domore's profile. In the overall assessment of things, that's the one element we could perhaps do without, as Domore and male accomplice Wyatt Load mug shamelessly for the camera while performers display workmanlike proficiency with the male organ, with just an eensy weensy bit of sex thrown into the bargain.

It's Nancy Vee who goes down on a smoked shaft with the enthusiasm of a Milwaukee-bred Polack at a kielbasa giveaway, and gets a personal vote as proud owner of the slurping lips best suited to engulf the shaft. Not that the other ladies are slouches. A new series worth checking out.