The first 90 minutes of Asian Kootchie consists of four scenes. Scene two looks like "Spring Break in Japan" as six couples, crammed together on a small living room floor, moan and groan their way to ecstasy.

The tape then takes a radical comic/domestic turn as a bored laundress irons clothes and contemplates a newspaper ad. Soon a salesman wearing the world's biggest polka-dot bow tie arrives at her door with a bench strapped to his back. He inflates an air mattress and proceeds to bathe her.

Scene four continues the domestic theme with some dishwashing, when two men, decked out in... large bow ties... and toting a video camera, give the lady of the house quite a workout. Twenty minutes of Ahso Hashimoto previews of other Typhoon releases follow, including scenes with Mr. Marcus.