Being that this screener arrived without credits, identification of the female cast is a guessing game. My Ass begins on a weird note as a French pornlet arrives in Hollywood, allows Rod Fontana to escort her around town, and winds up invading the efforts of a couple fucking in the woods. Rod sends the hapless fellow on his way, presiding over the two girls like King Dick. Included is explicit fisting (retailers take note of local ordinances, etc.).

With the kind of luck that issues forth from the keyboards of porno writers without a moment's hesitation, Frenchy continues to stumble upon other couples in the throes of rectal refreshment, eventually sampling a taste of d.p. action herself. With frequent backdoor reinsertions and facial frostings, these scenes are sure to please the crowd who think that romance is just a line of paperback novels.