Mr. 18" is a sight to behold as he uses his forearm-sized tool to bludgeon into submission a half-dozen female mouths, pussies and in one instance, believe it or not, an asshole.

"It's too big," one girl protests. But that's the whole point, isn't it? Simply amazing.

Marketing: Consider pushing this as a novelty tape.

- Mikey Ramone

California Black College Student Bodies

Xplor Media Group. D: Uncredited. Vanessa, Miche, Twyla, Tonya, Melissa. 80 Min.

AAA 1/2

Farrell Timlake's San Diego school of amateur porn presents its first gatherings of cocoa-hued humanity. Young and well fed, these daughters of the black bourgeoisie aren't initially crazy about the presence of cameras in their privates. They give up a lot of lip and precious little booty in their struggle to keep a scrap self-respect. Ultimately, the camera wins.

Vanessa gladly shows off her expansive, low-hanging chest; but won't fuck because she has a boyfriend, opting to simply tenderize her juicy fillet with a small white vibrator. The same meager vibe does nothing for Miche, who loves wagging her fresh booty in the camera lens. Even though her pubic hair is shaved into an arrow (in case strangers get lost), the producers can't comply with her demand when she begs for a real man.

Engineering student Melissa keeps the posture of denial up the longest, and it's worth the wait to see her on her knees supporting the camera man's unstable trajectory with her tonsils. Twyla and Tonya establish superior rapport with their male contact, but the particular dick offered has what appears to be a large ball cyst on the top. Instead of sending a big VD alarm ringing inside their brains, they lap, suck and fuck the thing until it makes a gooey mess all over their hairy cunts.