England swings like a pendulum - and they're all swinging canes at each other's arses. A sampler tape of highlights from five butt-busting imports from the blighty side of the Atlantic.

Miss Williams is thoroughly out-of-sorts with her secretary, and now she's burdened with the task of punishing the troublesome tart. Next, a chubby little trollop receives a standard thrashing from talk show host Jerry Stringer. When subordinates forget their station at the Queen's Royal Nursing Home, the head nurse prepares an array of paddles to repel the blasted perpetrators. A dramatic segment concerns the doings of a snooty noblewoman: She inflicts her formal English on a pair of cheeky Swedes. The tape winds up with Master Stringer; taking full possession of the field, he improves his cricket arm against his wife's pasty arse.