In a long opening segment, two luckless perverts cruise down Sunset on a Saturday night, scoping bus stops for old broads. At last they settle on the two dowdiest Mexican housewives on the block: Ruth and Esmerelda look like the type of widow often found selling votive candles outside the mission. Whisking the catch back to their pad, our perverts present these goodies to Monty, their uptight roommate, whose mouth wets at the sight of the flea-bitten flesh and hysterectomy scars.

In the second part of this two-scener, 50ish Susan, in her tight silver lamé outfit, is waiting patiently in a children's park for a "date." Wil Ravage persuades her into the back seat of his car where they make out like a couple of high school sweethearts in slow motion.

To the discriminating elderphile this will be a Godsend in a desert of bleach, silicone and mascara.