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Dick and Jane Do Northridge

Dick and Jane Do Northridge

Released Jun 30th, 1994
Running Time 90
Company AVICA Entertainment
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Gonzo

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When it comes to smoking up a screen you can rely either on a natural disaster being the cause of it, or Dick and Jane up to their old tricks.

The title is a combo of both: a synthesis of the raw elements providing a framework and raw, majestic sex taking advantage of it. The Northridge earthquake created more than a little physical havoc, and some of it is on display here as Dick and Jane do a road trip, surveying damage and how people have coped with it.

With electrical power off, the first scene is lensed by candlelight as Dick and Jane visit Michael J. Cox and Marilyn Martin. Marilyn provides an extempo strip, using one of the candles to drip hot wax on parts of her body you generally don't see hot wax being dripped on. The effect-by-candle renders an almost grotesque pox-like look to Marilyn's skin, and, fortunately, this circus act doesn't proceed for any inordinate amount of time.

After showering and toweling off, Marilyn allows Michael to shave her smooth as a baby's ass at talc time. A stinging champagne libation is poured on her freshly manicured public region (and her ass crack), all of which proceeds more purposeful male-female rhapsodizing. Some oral and standard missionary/doggie work set the table for when Dick greases down Marilyn's butt for the Big A. It's worth waiting for, as Cox Frankenfucks her with virile, brisk downward thrusts. Good scene.

A visit to Sharise (where has she been keeping herself?) and Victoria Andrews' house reveals a boulder smack dab in their living room thanks to Mother Nature. Some folk spend a fortune bringing an outdoor ambiance inside, but this is certainly taking the concept literally. Practically speaking, an oversized rock garden showing up unannounced might stymie the sexual venue of some, but it doesn't seem to inhibit the girls from indulging in ass play — a chrome rocket lands up Sharise's ass and Victoria seems more than willing to accept turnabout as being fair play.

What? Another boulder inside a living room? Are we in Colorado? Dick and Jane discover the unlikely coincidence when they check out London Tomlin, Melissa Hill and Barbara Doll (aptly named). Sure enough. The living room looks like a La Brea Tar Pits exhib­it, as this rollicking threesome puts on an exhibition of their own, with Melissa and Barbara spreading their asses in the likely event that one of them is going to get a dick-a-saurus up it.

Melissa and Barbara are quite content to fondle each other as London readies his gunware for the blitz. He delivers in Barbara's ass like a combat cross-winning fokker —in the tricky reverse cowgirl position, no less, as Melissa assiduously works on Barbara's other hole.

Beautiful girls, fabulous anal sex, excellent camera coverage and lively pacing make this tape a definite candidate for Gonzo Tape of the Year. This is a must-add to any collection.



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