Some reviewers tell me they watch adult videos with dialog scenes on normal speed and action scenes on scan. The world would be a better place if everyone did the opposite here. Try to imagine Jerry Butler as a 33 ½ record being played on 78 RPM.

Butler, in this feature, is a TV show host known for insults, and does he do a good job! So good that you want to dive for the mute button. The only saving grace in this mess are two worthwhile scenes with Sharon Kane, Cal Jammer and Elise at the beginning and pro Jeannie Pepper, Elise and Sharon for the semi-obligatory three-way girl scene. Since there are dozens of tapes in which you can sample the charms of these poor souls trapped in this purgatory, you might pass this one up for more Elysian Fields.