As the newest superstar in Digital Playground's stable, Jesse Jane's Virtual Sex With DVD was an inevitability.  And while it's fun to play around with for a while, it would take some serious suspension of disbelief to be able to get off to this thing.  

Nothing against Jesse Jane -- she's a stunning girl, and her green eyes melt the mind -- but she just isn't that convincing at feigning any sort of interest in this whatsoever.  The whole concept is a little bizarre to begin with; the void-like black background, the disembodied hands fondling her naughty parts, her moaning and talking dirty to a camera as if you're really gonna think she's talking to you.  But with things coming out of her mouth like, "Oh my god, my whole body is tingling!" and "I can't control myself!" (as they do perpetually on this disc), it feels downright ridiculous.

Fortunately for us, we can control ourselves, so we'll leave this virtual nonsense to those with a slippery grasp on the line between fantasy and reality.