Yee haw, Deauxma has an occasional gig working the front desk of a motel so near the middle of nowhere that it still has a pay phone. Primitive as it may be, it has a unique appeal to lesbians, especially those looking for love. Or cuddles. Or sex. 

Whatever they’re looking for, it ultimately involves a squeaky motel bed, irregular sound quality, and enthusiastic scissoring with a new best friend. It happens when Deauxma comforts poor, lonely Jenna Sativa, and it happens not for the last time when Valetina Nappi comforts poor, lonely Jorden Kennedy. 

Sativa, newly liberated of her fear of identifying as a lesbian, reunites an aggressive Luna Star with cousin and super self-involved supermodel Mercedes Carrera. This leads to baseball uniforms and a wild tryst between Sativa and Star. 

The plot thickens as Carrera badgers a remarkably cooperative Jelena Jensen into bed, which naturally leads to a protestation of love and the hatching of a devious scheme.