Leave it to Pierre Woodman and Private to take the premise of a newlywed couple on their honeymoon and whip up a story of adultery, deceit, duplicity, and double-penetrations.

The picturesque animated menus are first-class and serve as a model for those who wish to craft top-of-the-line adult DVDs. The "Extras" button returns the user to the disc's main menu, so either there are no extras or it's a technical glitch. As Private boasts lavish extras on all of its DVDs, we'll assume it was just a mistake. But either way, the extras just aren't there.