If bad porn were a crime, these ex-cons would be in serious violation of their parole. Club Fed is a dumb idea executed poorly. The vid's hook - recently released federal prisoners are paired up with hired women to star in porn scenes. The result - a mess.

Interview segments are too long. Lighting is too muddy. Technical issues are too rough, etc. etc. etc. Samples of the debauchery - a bored broad blowing a bespectacled nerd, her nose touching his belly not because of her deep throating skills, but because of the dude's paunchy gut-overhang. Another shudder-inducing moment - couple of hardened strippers munching rug and playing with dildos while a grizzled old ex-con jerks his grizzled old ex-con dick a few feet away.

The combination of a truly misguided idea, completely clueless execution and the absolute scariness of the male talent make Club Fed an early contender for next January's Adult Video Nudes Award.