Hillary Scott directs and performs in this teens-gargle-spooze show. And who doesn't like teens? They're America's future, you know. Well, maybe not these teens ... unless we're talking about the future of America's strip clubs. But good for them!

Scott places herself in perhaps the best scene and pairs up with hair goddess Paulina James and an anonymous mook.

The other performers do their best and look good doing it. In particular, Presley Maddox, with her angry chick mien, comes off like real go-getter.

Spanish import Rebeca Linares also shines.

Retailing: Stock for the teen-loving crowd.