The opening scene that has Gina Lynn screaming at a TV set before Lizzy Borden crawls out of it The Ring style is the kind of match up you used see all the time but rarely do in these days of more natural-looking women: two surgically-enhanced, peroxided blonds engaged in porn-style sex.

Well-upholstered MILF Devon Lee masturbates in a Valentine-themed room before having anal sex with a tattooed dude is also a scene that has some moments of interest.

Porn preservationists will take to this one.

Retailing: The kind of old-school porn they don't make anymore.