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Footballers' Housewives

Footballers' Housewives

Released Jun 17th, 2014
Running Time 95 Min.
Director Hervé Bodilis
Company Dorcel
Distribution Company Wicked Pictures
DVD Extras Alternate Languages, Behind the Scenes, Trailer(s), Widescreen
Cast Renato (I), Vince, Pascal Saint James, Others, Mike Angelo, Abbie Cat, Shalina Devine, Anna Polina, Markus Dupree, Alexis Crystal, Blanche Bradburry, Lola Reve, Lolita Taylor, SABBG
Critical Rating AAAA
Genres Foreign Feature, Parody - Drama

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Synopsis

In a world where money, fame, sex and power are part of daily life, follow the adventures of three beautiful footballers' wives. Married to famous sportsmen, they live in luxurious villas and are used to dressing in the most stylish clothes and expensive fine lingerie. Every day they make it their duty to fulfill the desires and fantasies of their footballer husbands. The world of beautiful Lola changes immeasurably the day her husband is sent off during a crucial match. Alongside her friend Anna, Lola will use all her charms to preserve the good image of her husband. She is willing to do anything to keep her perfect lifestyle.

Reviews

This nominal parody of a long-running British TV drama starts with a bang, with a couple getting it on in a stadium locker room while a soccer match goes on elsewhere on the premises. It's a classic French zipless quickie avec anal—they both remain mostly dressed—and it sets the tone for the rest of the 95 minutes.

The girl is the wife of a player and the guy is a coach who berates the husband for an unsportsmanlike headbutt, which may cost him endorsement deals. In other scenes, the wife gets together with hubby's agent to get him reinstated (blowjobs are very convincing); two other wives' post-shopping lingerie try-on session turns first into a girl/girl, then a husband-inclusive foursome; and three footballers get together with a groupie in the same locker room we saw earlier. When the endorsement contracts get offered to another player, the aggrieved wife confronts the coach with exposure if the contracts aren't renewed: "You may have fucked me, but I have you by the balls."

Classic Dorcel, with unaltered performers (male and female) who mix and match with lubricious abandon. English dubbing is sporadic, with a lot of "oui"s sneaking through, but the lower-class Brit accents of the players (and the upper-class accents of the wives) are dead-on.



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