Ashley Blue's Girlvert series keeps chugging along, despite constant rumors of each being the last. In the latest episode, our intrepid heroine finds herself at a Las Vegas whorehouse. In flashback, we see Ashley pimped out by her piece of shit dad Herschel Savage, and throat-gagged and ass-fucked by brutal businessman Dirty Harry. Small wonder she snaps and becomes a domineering bitch bent on verbally abusing spoiled filthy whores like Heather Gables - a happy ending because the customers just love it.

It's always fun watching whatever fine mess our Girlvert gets herself into - but this one is a little phoned-in. Ashley seems like she's fumbling for dialogue, especially in her trash-talk three-ways. Overall, she looks tired. It could be a character choice, and we love the Girlvert, but she certainly does look like she needs a vacation. Girlvert in Hawaii, perhaps?

Retailing: Stock with the rest of the series - Ashley Blue will always sell.