Being fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but capturing the consequences for DVD release is a noble service. Every year, college aged kids head out to the lakes and party cities by the bay to drink and fuck during the holiday weekends. Much like the male Adélie penguins, guys will present women with beads in exchange for a sexual favor such as titty and ass flashing and the ever rare pussy-spreading.

Many of these girls will later regret their actions. And many of the guys will not remember the wonderful displays of debauchery they witnessed. But thanks to director Jim, who almost drowned while saving this DVD’s footage during a sudden storm at sea, viewers everywhere can laugh at and masturbate to their antics.

Pre-nom: Best Alternative Release.

Retailing: Got a "reality” section?