Metro's third Virgin Patrol stars a healthy assortment of familiar talent and boasts a substantial, nearly three-hour runtime. Unfortunately, the production is more a case of quantity over quality than having your cake and eating it too. Videophiles will be disappointed with news that the footage switches back and forth between fullscreen and non-anamorphic 16:9, requiring the user's constant input to take full advantage of the television's display. Also, disjointed navigation makes getting around a bit of a chore.

Still, there's a lot of content, and most will appreciate the varied performances. Crissy Cums deepthroats, Paige Turner takes it up the butt, and Alexis Red eats an ass before redhead Laveah ends with the best scene. As to be expected, the widescreen chapters are better across the board. Too bad there're only three of ?em.

Bland menus and lacking extras further reinforce the disc's amalgamated feel.

Retailing: Sell it as a "value" release.