Squirting vids are a pleasure to review because every scene guarantees a combustible coupling. (Otherwise there's no point in releasing the footage, right?) Stop 3 hoses down the house.

There's squirting, and then there's SQUIRTING. With Missy Monroe and Angela Stone there won't be a dry eye in the house. The other gals are terrific, but these two put fire hydrants to shame – from across the room! When anal action ups the ante, look for Baptismal energy. And the interviews are actually interesting.

Hey, Kick Ass? how about a MILF sequel: Stop or My Mom Will Squirt!

Pre-nom for Best Specialty Series – Squirting.

Retailing: There won't be a dry eye in the house with this wet quintet.