In the spirit of good nature, we typically try to look on the bright side of an average release, hoping for it to make that uphill climb to AAA 1/2. But as they say in show biz (and AVN to adult producers) "work with me here." Chocolate Covered Trannies expends some creative effort on the title but little on the content.

Seriously, how hard would it have been to cast a few real transsexuals—instead of transvestites — in two segments? This is not an audience-pleasing move; and downright harebrained to open with them! In the unlikely event that viewers will stay tuned, the three subsequent segments aren’t bad. No tremendous passion, but at least everyone’s plumbing functions properly.

Retailing: Tranny filler.