Just what exactly is the World of Teeny Soccer? Well, pornographically speaking, it's a 115-minute uncredited European DVD, and the young cast is as anonymous as one can get without blurring out the eyes and faces.

Composed of eight scenes, only the fourth and last feature hetero (and anal!) sex, with the former a boy-girl coupling and the latter a g/g/b threesome. Five solo masturbations round out the production.

The performers are all white, all petite and mostly blonde. Unfortunately, there isn't enough variety to warrant the seeming differences between each segment, and the camera-work - while decent - shows its age in this NTSC conversion. Also, there are no extras, and the action's only concurrence with the DVD's strange title lies in most scenes' inclusion of a random soccer ball in the corner of the room.

And one edit utilizes an American football ...

But soccer isn't football ...

And it never says futbol.

Weird!

Retailing: European import with lots of solo masturbation scenes.